Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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