Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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