Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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