This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
