i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How's work?
Spinning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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