if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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