"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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