Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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