So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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