I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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