I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We just shotgunned beers for America
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You made out with two different species that night
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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