Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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