if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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