On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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