Don't you send me to vm
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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