well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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