So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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