IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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