this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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