wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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