your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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