its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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