it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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