I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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