BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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