At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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