South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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