his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I see more hoeing in ur future
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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