You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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