I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
COCAINE IS GR8
Randomize
