I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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