I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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