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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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