i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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