Buhtt sex?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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