Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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