Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The adults are the big ones right?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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