My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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