How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Randomize
