There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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