just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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