Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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