Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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