4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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