sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I smell like Dick and happiness
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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