sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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