Do you still have your period?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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