Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just invented taco cereal.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize
