Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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