You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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