There is no way he is gay with that hair.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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