I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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