I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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