Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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