HIV tests are more positive than that guy
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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