I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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